The Legend of Conehead, the Dogbarian

Witness the power of Conehead! Sucking her enemies into the vortex of her magical cone, she wipes out evil and leaves peace in the land.












Flanked by her ever-flatulent sidekick, Short-Ra, Princess of Chower, there is no chance for lesser creatures or the mortals that feed them when faced with Short-Ra's canine gasses.














Watch as Conehead lures in her prey with promises of ass-licking, only to slurp them into the beyond with her elasto-tongue! Lock your doors, cover your crotches and hide your cats......