Tuesday, August 16, 2005

The Investigation Continues



Following the horrific murder of John Doe Stuffed Toy last week, the resulting allegations against one Miss Cleo (aliases include "Baby Cat" and "Fatty") were thrown into question today when the cat's alibi of having been trapped in a paper bag at the time of the attack was indeed verified. The investigation then shifted its focus to a Miss Lucendra Deboerayan, also present at the time of the incident. Although she had previously claimed she was unable to commit such a crime due to debilitating pain from recent surgery, the dog was recently seen jumping and prancing all about the neighborhood, casting doubt on her claims of ill health.

A top investigator was brought in, known for his interrogation skills:



And after a vicious browbeating....



...Deboerayan confessed, even providing the investigator with photos proving her guilt.



The investigator, going the extra mile to see peace prevail, also mediated a truce between Deboerayan and "Fats Catty" who was still fuming from being framed.



WIth the truth finally revealed, fear of stuffed toy backlash waned. Sentencing for Deboerayan is yet to be determined.

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