It's Cone-fusing

Ok ok, joke's over. Take this thing off of me. Stop taking pictures, and just take it off.

What do you mean, no? Yes, I guess I was licking my stitches, but I don't see how sticking a lampshade on my head has anything to do with that. Do you know what a pain this is? I am bumping into everything I get within a foot of. The cats run away from me, Cousin Lola seems to be avoiding me, and it takes me freakin' forever to eat dinner.

Haven't you heard me whining quietly? Don't you even feel a little bit bad for me? Can't you show some mercy?


You guys suck.